Acting 101 Bagel Monologue

Course Work by Victor Lembrey



Excuse me, is that my bagel? I misplaced mine and yours looks just like it. Are you sure? Mine had two bites out of it too. Mine had grape jelly too. Are you sure? Look, I’m not trying to be a dick, but I really think you’re eating my bagel. Are you sure? I think you’re lying. I think you’re a liar. I think you stole my bagel. Give me the bagel. Give it to me. Give it back. Give me my bagel you stupid douchebag. Mine had grape jelly too! I said that! Stop eating it! I’m gonna kill you! Where’s my friggin’ gun? Where is it? Wait here – I’m gonna shoot you, you stupid ass! My bagel! My bagel! Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!