The Verse They Can Do

Life-Altering Poetry from Lembrey and Quibble



Ball Puncher
by Victor Lembrey

Pain is such a waste of time she said.
She’s often mistaken for a teacher
Or a stupid ass.
Pain in necessary he said
But no one was listening
So he bought a megaphone
With a loan
From a woman named Joan
Who’d grown
From the last time he’d seen her.
You look big he said
So she punched him in the balls.



Jour Par Jour
by Maven Quibble

Jour par jour
My toes hurt
More and more.
Where’s my friggin’ foot cream stuff?