Fourteen Stupid Questions

A Dozen and Two Inquiries from Maven Quibble



ONE:
If you abbreviate the word infinity, does it matter?

TWO:
Can you wear toast?

THREE:
What's the difference between someone who dies and someone who up and dies?

FOUR:
Can the President declare war on a little girl?

FIVE:
Is it possible to nap while skydiving?

SIX:
Can you lead a horse to water and make him smoke?

SEVEN:
Is anyone unfit to be tied?

EIGHT:
If you can feel felt, can you smell smelt?

NINE:
Can you judge a book by its back flap?

TEN:
If you're driving to a halfway house, and you're halfway there, aren't you really a quarter of the way there?

ELEVEN:
Can an individual letter be misspelled?

TWELVE:
What's better, an F or a zero?

THIRTEEN:
Can you milk a cow in your mind?

FOURTEEN:
How many times can you step on a bug before it completely disappears?