Henry Holt Flip-Flops
More Reportage by Ivy Dillinger
In a stunning reversal, Henry Holt and Company has nullified a cease and desist order issued last Friday to the author of the incredibly hilarious parody weblog “Synonymous Lawyer.” Industry insiders are assuming the reversal stems from the publisher’s embarrassment at finding out that Jeremy Blachman, author of Anonymous Lawyer, is indeed “Synonymous.” When reached for comment, Mr. Blachman replied, “I’m not Synonymous. Enough already. Can’t you see I have more important things to write about? Like Everwood and food?”
Murray Rothenberg, Mr. Blachman’s attorney, could not be reached for comment.
posted by Ivy Dillinger at 9:23 AM
2 Comments:
Although I don't wear them myself, I absolutely love flip-flops!
2:28 PM
We suspect on pure speculation that Syn is Charles Neeson plotting to unite Jamaica with Cambridge. Relatedly, Jeremy does not consume pot brownies though he has an affinity for Thin Mints after latenight bong-hits.
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11:51 PM
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