The Connected Collected Stylings of Lifetime Club Members Oliver Cassidy, Victor Lembrey, Robert McEvily, Kid Nougat, Maven Quibble, and Director of Publicity Ivy Dillinger

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The Four

An Escape Attempt by Robert McEvily



I’ve been kidnapped. I’ve been locked in a room with a laptop. I’ve been told my only hope of survival is writing four perfect sentences. I’m pinning my hopes on these.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No news on the disappearance of Synonymous Lawyer?

3:33 PM

 
Blogger Pronto said...

Hopefully you weren't kidnapped by the Grammar Police - they can be particularly picky!

10:36 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's very interesting. However, I can be rescued in two sentences!

11:18 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One sentence is the absolute limit: even the colon is correct!

11:19 AM

 

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