The Four
An Escape Attempt by Robert McEvily

I’ve been kidnapped. I’ve been locked in a room with a laptop. I’ve been told my only hope of survival is writing four perfect sentences. I’m pinning my hopes on these.
The Connected Collected Stylings of Lifetime Club Members Oliver Cassidy, Victor Lembrey, Robert McEvily, Kid Nougat, Maven Quibble, and Director of Publicity Ivy Dillinger
4 Comments:
No news on the disappearance of Synonymous Lawyer?
3:33 PM
Hopefully you weren't kidnapped by the Grammar Police - they can be particularly picky!
10:36 AM
That's very interesting. However, I can be rescued in two sentences!
11:18 AM
One sentence is the absolute limit: even the colon is correct!
11:19 AM
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