The Berry Connection

Reality Enthusiasm by Kid Nougat
Author of A Belated Goodbye to Brando



GREAT NEWS! Survivor: Vanuatu begins tonight! The backstabbing! The bug eating! Jeff Probst's coolness! You gotta love it! Me? The Kid? I'm psyched! (Don't you dare judge me - we've all got our less-than-cool addictions.) So I've checked out all the contestants, and I've decided that adopted child Julie Berry will take home the million.



Last December, she was accepted into the Peace Corps and "worked with youths at risk." Whatever that means. Previously, she "worked as a behavioral interventionist for adopted children who face social and emotional issues." Whatever that means. She plans to pursue a master's in counseling, and was recently reunited with her biological sister. (I believe her sister's name is "Dingle.")



Hey, speaking of million dollar ladies, let's give some props to Halle Berry for looking scrumptious in her ultra-revealing catsuit. No small feat at age 38. Sure, the flick blew, but WHO CARED? And in keeping with "the Berry connection," let's give a shout out to my main man Ken Berry, former star of TV's F-Troop.



Granted, straight males and lesbians have more to feast thier eyes on here (and both female Berries are actually alive), but...

Hey, the Kid's a fair guy. What can I say?