Full of Sound and Fury

A Rap by Kid Nougat
WASAW Member



I like to munch-munch on a pretzel
As I read my Hansel-Gretel
Get up all inside your face and redesign the classic Edsel
And I do it sans short pants
On the outer coasts of France
When I bike I rock the mike like that thin dude they call Sir Lance
For me the treat's swiss cheese and ham
It's all I eat when on the lam
While watching Flintstones for my daily dose of Pebbles & Bam Bam
I'll punch you out when you're not lookin'
Eat up all your momma's cookin'
Then I'll rap and set a trap to catch my Uncle Raymond schtuppin'
Dude's been cheating on his wife
Dude's been screwing up his life
Dude's been tryin' to eat his Wheaties with a mofo butter knife!



Peace out, yo! Live your dreams!