The Coke Joke

Ramblings from a Simpleton created by Victor Lembrey



Me have many ideas but me no write well. Me think government should take flying leap. Me think taxes are for sissies. Me hate hard work. What the point? Me think picture of Teri Hatcher on cover of Time is stupid and annoying. Enough with Teri Hatcher already! Me like sleep. Me like Raisin Bran. Me think rich people should be blown up and all their money and stuff land in my lap. THEN me be PSYCHED. Me think Pat O'Brien is drunk weirdo. Me watch King of Queens. Me like fat guy and becoming-fat wife. Me hate boss. Don't tell ME what to do you FOOTBALL HEAD. Me wish workweek get reversed. Two days work, five days off. NOW we talking! Me think Beelzebub works in advertising. Me give away twist in Million Dollar Baby: baby get paralyzed. Me no care if you pissed! Me wonder about meaning of life. Me step on people and rise to top? Me join monestary? Me no know. Me no care. Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put pee-pee in your Coke.