Three Quickies

Short-Shorts by Maven Quibble



Upon finishing 4,002 crunches, Tabitha wondered why it was necessary. She finally came to her senses and ate a bag of doughnuts.



Sambo thought he could bowl with his roundish watermelon. After the first roll, he found out (a) the watermelon wasn't perfectly round - it kept hopping rhythmically and leaning left, and (b) it didn't fit in the gutter. Alley management asked him to "get the hell out before we hire someone to damage your elbows with a monkey wrench."



A martian landed in the snow. He said, "Y'all best not be expecting ME to shovel THIS." Then he farted.