Right Person, Place and Time

Sweet Coincidences by Maven Quibble



You're lost in Los Angeles. You see Bruce Willis. You ask him for directions. He starts pointing all over the place and mumbling incoherently. You're shy about asking him to repeat himself. You think, He's famous. I shouldn't bother him. You're about ready to thank him and find someone else. Then Gary Coleman arrives and says, "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"



You're at the beach. Some guy in the water starts yelling. He's waving his arms and hopping. "Ow!" he says. "It hurts!" He's clutching his waist. You wave him in and take a look. There's a tube of Crest toothpaste protruding from his stomach. You ask, "How the hell did that happen?" He tells you he doesn't know. "Make it go away!" he says. So you grab it, you pull it, but it doesn't budge. So you really give it a good yank, and it finally comes loose. Then Ryan Seacrest passes by and says, "Seacrest, out!"



You're in your kitchen. Two pots of water are on the stove. You're not sure which pot your girlfriend just boiled. You need the boiled pot to make tea. Then Paris Hilton shows up, points at the pot on the left and says, "That's hot."