The Connected Collected Stylings of Lifetime Club Members Oliver Cassidy, Victor Lembrey, Robert McEvily, Kid Nougat, Maven Quibble, and Director of Publicity Ivy Dillinger

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Purging Peters

A Tease by Ivy Dillinger



I did a funny thing to Mr. Peters. I noticed he stared at my legs a lot. So I'd wear different stockings every day to distract him. To get away with murder. Other people wound up doing my job. I passed the time flipping through catalogs and magazines. Naturally, everyone started to complain. I took two, sometimes three hour lunches. All because of my legs.

When Mr. Peters was fired, I giggled. Don't you think that's so funny?

3 Comments:

Blogger Pisser said...

Evil, evil...!

YES, Sir, I LIKE IT-!
;)

3:05 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

me feel tingling...

2:21 PM

 
Blogger In Texas said...

Dear Ive,
You are a really fun writer. :)

7:00 AM

 

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