The Fund-Raiser

A Mood Swing by Maven Quibble



Hi!

Come in!

Sit down!

You look good. You look really good. You look great! You’ve been working out, right? Do you drink eight glasses of water a day like they say? Trust me, it shows.

Can I borrow five thousand dollars? I need it for something. I can’t say, it’s personal. I really need it. Please? I really need it. Okay, whatever. Get the fuck out you fat meatball. You look like a retarded cherub. Out!