Assuming Your Name is Wilma
Complaints from Maven Quibble
I suppose you’re wondering where I’ve been. You’re not? UP YOURS, WILMA!
My feet are killing me. I’ve been walking forever. Walk, walk, walk – that’s me. No sympathy for me? SCREW YOU, WILMA!
I subscribe to a large number of magazines and I never seem to have time to read them. The weeklies are especially troubling. Every Monday, I get Time and Newsweek and all the rest, and I tell myself, “Self, you’re gonna read all this shit, and you’re gonna figure out what the hell’s going on in this world, and you’re gonna get smart and be able to swap cool stories at parties.” Then I wind up tearing all the address labels off and donating the whole stack to my Laundromat.
You think that’s funny? MUNCH IT, WILMA!
posted by Ivy Dillinger at 10:50 AM
2 Comments:
Bush and the Republicans were not protecting us on 9-11, and we aren't a lot safer now. We may be more afraid due to george bush, but are we safer? Being fearful does not necessarily make one safer. Fear can cause people to hide and cower. What do you think? Is killing thousands of innocent civilians okay when you are doing a little government makeover?
Are we safer today than we were before?
We have lost friends and influenced no one. No wonder most of the world thinks we suck. Thanks to what george bush has done to our country during the past three years, we do!
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