The Emotional Communist

A Fable by Oliver Cassidy



The first woman was beautiful because she always told the truth. The second woman was beautiful because she never told the truth. The third woman was beautiful because she had huge tits. The fourth woman was beautiful because she had breast cancer. The fifth woman was beautiful because she was athletic. The sixth woman was beautiful because she was paralyzed. The seventh woman was beautiful because she believed in justice. The eighth woman was beautiful because she believed in mercy.

The man was ugly because every woman was beautiful.