Chaos Theory

Child Care Advice from Kid Nougat



My babysitting technique? Let 'em do whatever they want.

Pure comedy is when two-year-olds pull toilet paper across bedrooms. Keep running little baby! Blast those faucets! Pour that apple sauce out the window! Should I care that Wendell Junior is cutting up Wendell Senior's Hugo Boss turtleneck with scissors? NO I SHOULDN'T!

I rarely get repeat business, but so what? Plenty of people in the world. Know what I'm sayin'?