How You Want It

Directions Relayed by Ivy Dillinger



You will be led into a room without windows. You will be told to stand at attention. You will be asked to clear your mind. You will then be told to think of the letter B. "Think of nothing else," you'll be told. "Just the letter B." The B will try to eject a curve from its bottom corner; it will try to make itself into an R. You will be told to not let this happen. "Under no circumstances let this happen," you'll be told. If it does happen, there will be swift castigation.

You don't want it up, sticking out. You want it tucked in, safe.

Now let's see if you can keep it how you want it.