McEvily Finds Lower Case E!

An Exciting Update from Victor Lembrey
Assignment Reporter, BDFC



In what can only be described as an embarrassing oversight, child prodigy and professional toothpick maker Robert McEvily, after seeking help from anyone who'd listen, finally found his missing lower case "e" - in his right front pocket. "I guess I put it there," said the blushing author of Dunne's Dismissal. "My bad, as the locals say."

McEvily now looks forward to overusing the word "eerie."