Five Thoughts

Mind Reading by Kid Nougat
Reviewer of Marshmallow Peeps



THE GUY ON THE LEFT:
I'm gonna look so cool in this picture. I look great when I lean on my knee and look up. Plus, my pants kick major, major artistic ass. Like I always tell Aunt Flo, I'm da bomb.

THE GUY WITH HIS BACK TO THE WALL:
No doubt - the best time to sun yourself is when you're being photographed with a bunch of douchebags. And when the sun's not out.

THE GIRL:
Definitely hipper to look away. Need to seem deep. Need to seem intellectual. Oh yeah, need to TiVo Nick and Jessica...

THE GUY WITH THE SOUL PATCH:
I don't know these people. I don't want to know these people. I'm just into messing up pretentious pictures.

THE GUY IN THE HOODED SWEATSHIRT:
The great thing about photos? No one knows you're blasting a fart.