The Necessary Ingredient
A Question from Victor Lembrey
We were celebrating something, I forget what, out at a restaurant with candles on the tables, and I made a joke and laughed, and the breath from my laugh blew out the candle, and I said, "Look, I just laughed out the candle," and everyone fell into hysterics. Me too. But it wasn't that funny. Which made me think everyone was phony. Including me. But so what?
Seriously - how can anyone get through the day without being phony?
posted by Ivy Dillinger at 6:29 AM
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1:53 PM
Which raises an interesting question...
Is anonymous crazy, or just phony crazy?
3:27 PM
Poop jokes make people genuine. You know they mean it. All the way.
5:00 PM
I hate it when I laugh and milk comes out of my nose. It's even worse with a hot beverage.
But it's a great way to ruin desert for everyone else !
9:35 AM
dessert
12:20 PM
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