Anti-Pep Talk
Needless Scolding from Ivy Dillinger
Great, you're home. Do you have any idea how stupid you are? What the hell are you thinking about? Stuff's happening all over the place - significant, important stuff - and you? You're a stupid idiot! You're not contributing! Look at yourself! You don't even know what the hell I'm talking about!
Let me reiterate - you're a dope. Everyone really dislikes you and thinks you smell. Man, are you stupid. Your socks are consistently egregious. Do me a favor - sign up for a club where someone shows up at your house twice a day and punches you in the face. Please? I'm serious.
No doubt - if you bought a chimp, it'd give you the finger. You are DUMB. Get it over with - just start walking around like, "DUH BUH DUH BUH DUUUUHHHHH BUH DUH BUH DUH DER DOYEEEEEEEE!" Why not, right? You sound like that anyway. Any why? Because you are one stupid homeslice. You couldn't even make waffles to save your life!
Now GET OUT THERE and keep on being a stupid jerk!
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posted by Ivy Dillinger at 6:33 AM
9 Comments:
i resemble that remark
1:17 PM
I'm going to go cut myself now.
5:43 AM
A hammer is a tool meant to deliver blows to a target, causing it to move or deform. The most common uses are for driving nails, fitting parts, and breaking up objects. Hammers are often designed for a specific purpose, and so their design varies quite a lot. Usual features are a handle and a head, with the balance firmly in the head.The head is composed of a flat, striking surface on one end, and a peen on the other. The peen can be shaped like a claw or wedge to pull nails, or like a ball as in the ball-peen hammer.
10:59 AM
My Word! That's just blatant plagarism !
http://www.onelang.com/encyclopedia/index.php/Hammer
11:55 AM
Plagiarism refers to the use of another's ideas, information, language, or writing, when done without proper acknowledgment of the original source. Essential to an act of plagiarism is an element of dishonesty in attempting to pass off the plagiarised work as original. Plagiarism is not necessarily the same as copyright infringement, which occurs when one violates copyright law. Like most terms from the area of intellectual property, plagiarism is a concept of the modern age and not really applicable to medieval or ancient works.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagarism
1:21 PM
good one !
2:47 PM
You're right, the waffles didn't turn out.....
1:57 AM
ivy ivy ivy,
wherefore art thou, ivy???
8:39 AM
DUH BUH DUH BUH DUUUUHHHHH BUH DUH BUH DUH DER DOYEEEEEEEE!
I miss a new post......
10:41 PM
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