Right Before Lunch

A Fictional Transcript by Ivy Dillinger



SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
What's with Brenda?

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
Brenda?

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
You know, the girl in cosmetics?

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
Oh, Brenda.

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
Yeah, Brenda.

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
What'd she do?

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
It's what she didn't do.

AND MELANIE WAS ALL LIKE:
You didn't hear?

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
No.

AND MELANIE WAS ALL LIKE:
Tell her.

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
She didn't do it.

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
Do what?

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
Do... it.

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
I don't know what you mean by it.

AND MELANIE WAS ALL LIKE:
You don't?

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
You really don't?

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
I don't.

AND THEN BRENDA SHOWED UP AND WAS ALL LIKE:
What are you guys talking about?

AND WE WERE ALL LIKE:
Nothing.

AND BRENDA WAS ALL LIKE:
Are you talking about me?

AND MELANIE WAS ALL LIKE:
No.

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
Sort of.

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
Shut up!

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
You started it!

AND BRENDA WAS ALL LIKE:
Started what?

AND MELANIE WAS ALL LIKE:
Nothing.

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
Something!

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
Shut up!

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
You didn't do it?

AND BRENDA WAS ALL LIKE:
Who told you?

AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE:
Not me!

AND BRENDA WAS ALL LIKE:
So what if I didn't do it! Big deal!

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
What did you not do?

AND BRENDA WAS ALL LIKE:
I'm not having this conversation.

AND THEN MR. MALONEY SHOWED UP AND WAS ALL LIKE:
Are you girls working, or chatting?

AND WE WERE ALL LIKE:
Working.

AND MR. MALONEY WAS ALL LIKE:
Brenda, did you clean the ladies room?

AND BRENDA WAS ALL LIKE:
Not yet.

AND I WAS ALL LIKE:
Is that it? Is that what you didn't do?

AND THEN A CUSTOMER WAS ALL LIKE:
Can I get some help?

AND THEN MR. MALONEY'S ASS WAS ALL LIKE:
Fart!

AND WE WERE ALL LIKE:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AND THE CUSTOMER WAS ALL LIKE:
Ew! Ew! Stinky! Ew!

AND THEN WE ALL LIKE... LEFT FOR LUNCH.