Love, Mrs. Fabulous

A Suggestion by Maven Quibble



Greetings, Readers!

Hey, if you're like me, you have a bus load of cash and tons of time on your hands. (Don't hate me - I'm beautiful, too.) So don't be a putz. Do what Quibbs does. Send annoying messages free of charge!

It's real easy. Next time you get a solicitation in the mail that includes a postage-paid return envelope, just write up something bizarre, seal it up and mail it away! You're guaranteed hours of fun imagining the reaction of the recipient. Check out my latest...

Dear Person Reading This,

I enjoy beans. Do you? I really like beans. They’re great. Beans, I mean. Beans are great. You’re a good person. Keep staying that way. Do you have any cheese? You do? Why aren’t you sharing it? Oh, you don’t have any? I thought you said you did. Jeeze, speak up. Okay, peace out, yo. Be cool.

Love,
Mrs. Fabulous

Trust me, this exercise isn't a waste of time. You're (a) honing your wiseass skills, (b) thinking out of the box, and (c) something else I can't remember. So check your mailbox RIGHT NOW and start having some fun!