Election Day Meatballs

A Recipe by Kid Nougat



1 photo John Kerry (5" x 7")
1 photo George W. Bush (5" x 7")
1 lb lean ground beef
1/2 cup Italian bread crumbs
1/3 cup water (more or less)
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 medium onion
garlic
salt
pepper



First up, shred the photos, then mix all the ingredients together. Whoa! Slow down! Don't add all the water at one time! The mixture should be moist, but not so moist that the meatballs fall apart.

Okay, now shape your meatballs to your desired size and place them on a broiler pan. (Me? The Kid? I wet my hands before shaping my balls - helps make 'em NICE.) Broil until the face-down sides are slightly brown, then turn and broil the HELL out of the other sides. Remember, you don't like that other side, so broil, broil, broil.

When finished, add your meatballs to a nice spaghetti sauce and simmer for the rest of the day. That's it!

Here's hoping everything turns out to your liking.