The Doppler Effect

Fiction in Memory of Christopher Reeve
by Oliver Cassidy



Everything started when Ted "insulted" Brian Doppler in front of the chicks in the marketing click. Doppler was having lunch with the girls at the base of the statue. Ted, myself, and Joseph Hunter approached with sandwiches and Snapples. We introduced ourselves, sat, and listened as Doppler tried to explain why stem cell research was bogus. The girls nodded in hypnotized admiration. "I disagree," Ted said. Doppler freaked. They actually came to blows. Ted was fired. Doppler's connected with the higher-ups, so his job was safe. He was actually promoted soon after.

Rumor has it Doppler's had sex with each of the girls in the marketing click. Talk about rocking the vote.