The Rhubarb
Political Awareness by Victor Lembrey
Tonight, it's your civic duty to check out the first of three debates between President Bush and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry. The action takes place at the University of Miami in Coral Gables, Florida. Chuck Hagel, a Republican Senator from Nebraska, has already weighed in. "I think both these campaigns have let this country down," he said. "The most important issue to address is how to repair America's standing in the world."
When reached for comment, 22-year-old twirling expert Melissa Marcus, who, as Miss University of Miami, hopes to prevent obesity in children, replied, "Does this mean I can't watch Survivor?
posted by Ivy Dillinger at 7:30 AM
5 Comments:
this article cracked me up. http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/28/debates.television/
9:33 AM
I couldn't stand to watch.
I have enough tendeny towards depression as it is.
9:34 AM
i'll TiVo it i think.
9:54 AM
Really now, what difference does it make? They're both clowns.
10:08 AM
SCARY CROSSEYED PICTURE OF BUSH!! WTF??
11:12 AM
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