The Connected Collected Stylings of Lifetime Club Members Oliver Cassidy, Victor Lembrey, Robert McEvily, Kid Nougat, Maven Quibble, and Director of Publicity Ivy Dillinger

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The Other Finger

Customer Service a la Maven Quibble



The scene is an art store. A CLERK approaches a CUSTOMER and speaks...

CLERK
Hi. Are you being helped?

CUSTOMER
Not yet. Can you tell me-

CLERK
Perfect. Let’s stay nice and quiet and keep it that way.

CUSTOMER
But-

CLERK
Shhh.

posted by Ivy Dillinger at 9:13 AM

1 Comments:

Blogger Pronto said...

Excellent!

And, would work with a library as the scene too.

But, I digress. I'll shut up now.

11:45 AM

 

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