Knockers To Sign "Star"

by Victor Lembrey
Assignment Reporter, BDFC



Noonish today at the Barnes & Noble in Manhattan’s Rockefeller Center, Pamela Anderson’s boobs will be signing copies of their debut novel, Star. The book clocks in at a respectable 304 pages, 302 of which involve lesbians, orgies, and hepatitis C.



To date, Star is the first novel exclusively authored by boobs. “My right boob types faster than my left,” Anderson claims, “so expect a lot of j’s, m’s, and semicolons.”



A spokesperson for Harold Bloom confirmed that the Ivy League genius hanged himself while using the novel’s jacket to whack it.