Pitt's Del Toro, and Vice Versa

by Victor Lembrey
Entertainment Reporter, BDFC



Stunning celebrity news from Hollywood! It was revealed today that actors Brad Pitt and Benicio Del Toro are actually the same person.

Pitt, who began wearing a dark wig in the spring of 1988 strictly to amuse friends, later decided to give his wiggy persona a name (first "Johnny Cool," later "Benny Del Tippy"), and even later an actual career. His alter ego won an Oscar for 2000's Traffic.



When informed of the news, Del Toro responded, "I'm not Brad Pitt. That's stupid." Talk about a great actor!