Logo Can't Stop Laughing!

by Victor Lembrey
Sports Reporter, BDFC



"Wahoo" - the smiling Native American atop the cap of the Cleveland Indians - is actually laughing after last night's 22-0 win against the New York Yankees. "I thought I started hearing giggling around the sixth inning," said Indians shortstop Omar Vizquel (who had six hits), "but it was weird because it sounded like it was coming from my hat. Then I realized it was coming from my hat!"



Yankees owner George Steinbrenner is rumored to have hired a contract killer to "silence" the logo. Stay tuned.