BoSox Fans Rorschach Responses

Assumed Psychological Interpretations by Maven Quibble



"That's a physical manifestation of Nomar's anguish."

"That's the Green Monster's member and a dapper Joe Buck."

"That's Ted Williams's head mocking a Mr. Coffee machine."

"That's Pedro dumping Zimmer on his fat ass. And a random penis."

"That's Johnny Damon and David Ortiz wishing A-Rod a Merry Christmas by bitch-slapping his newborn baby."

"That's the Curse of the Bambino wetting itself. And Jeter's vagina. Boo-yah!"