What's With Franz Hellens?

by Kid Nougat
Snacking Aficionado and Pseudo Art Critic



So I'm looking at this Franz Hellens guy, painted by Amedeo Modigliani sometime in 1919 or whatever, and I'm gettin' major attitude! Just look at this guy! What's his problem? He looks like he's bored with me or he disapproves of me or something. And what did I ever do to him? He thinks he's all big with his sweater and tie and whatnot. Screw him! (Or maybe he was just having a bad day, in which case I apologize.)